I'm a Geek of a Certain Age, which is kind of unsurprising given that most of the in-game jokes are aimed at, well, geeks of a certain age.
About to turn thirty-eleven, engineer, New Englander transplanted to the midwest, two kids who also had accounts back in the long-ago times, maybe around 2006-7? and who are now doing things like "going to college" and "driving my truck." (Yikes.)
Pleezdameetcha.