Old CW's Germfree Clan

Greetings! I am a mysterious entity named after my stuffed toy cat who is named after nothing in particular.

I played KoL a little a few years ago - just enough to ascend once, and then NS13 happened and I lost interest somewhere in the middle of something to do with frat boys and hippies in my second life - and I thought I would stop by and see what has changed since my last visit.
(As it turns out, pretty much everything.)

For nostalgia's sake, I am once more a Pastamancer.

(...Although even they have changed... I mean, pasta thralls? When did we get those?
They're awesome.)