Old CW's Germfree Clan

Here at Old Cw’s, we don’t find generic pastamancers or seal clubbers without a cause
Our heroes have their own tales to share over the clan’s virtual tavern counter
What’s a better way to start a new year than telling your KoLstory? I’m sure every Johnny will too!

So, to enter this Truely Megnificent Giveaway, create a short bio for your KoL persona to capture our hearts and imaginations!
All media forms and their combinations are allowed: writing, photography, drawing, music, video…
West of Loathing and Shadows of Loathing warriors are most welcome too, or even a Dog in the Moon!

Summon your inner Ham of Might and post your story at the Discord contest channel: https://discord.gg/m6ActTXT or here at our forum
If you have any trouble or questions, please send a Kmail or message Amicrobial (#1555212), the Welcome Wagon representative at your service!

All entries will go into a chat draw for Mistyreous prizes and nice Jill-fts from our most generous donors sometime at the end of the month:

Grand Prize:
a packaged model train set!

& much more:
a deactivated mini-Trainbot
robotronic eggs
pristine piranha seeds
tuxedo shirts
bowls full of jelly
Eye and a Twists
Chubby and Plump bars
and jam band bootlegs!

Most of all, have fun, clannies 
For more info on the Welcome Wagon and the wonderful clannies who make this possible: https://www.oldcws.org/welcomewagon/welcome-wagon-guide/

I particularly love the Bad Moon and Mother Slime!